I wish jazz was a color and pickles were our friendssesame no seedsTumblr (3.0; @holdthepickleplease)http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/some words are hard to get out of your head..<p>words like booty clap&#8230;</p> <p>booty clap&#8230;</p>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/51065041880http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/51065041880Wed, 22 May 2013 08:13:14 -0400a brain should come with an off button...http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/50997303306http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/50997303306Tue, 21 May 2013 12:47:55 -0400this is just a disgrace to the people…<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/acc6a4cde1d61c630f9d7421e7756eb1/tumblr_mmfxq9VkD31r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>this is just a disgrace to the people…</p>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/50830097519http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/50830097519Sun, 19 May 2013 12:45:00 -0400These are my face expressions when people say they don’t...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdb34uLl1z1qbdv4lo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdb34uLl1z1qbdv4lo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdb34uLl1z1qbdv4lo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdb34uLl1z1qbdv4lo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdb34uLl1z1qbdv4lo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdb34uLl1z1qbdv4lo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdb34uLl1z1qbdv4lo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdb34uLl1z1qbdv4lo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdb34uLl1z1qbdv4lo9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdb34uLl1z1qbdv4lo10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>These are my face expressions when people say they don’t like dairy</p>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/50056375708http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/50056375708Thu, 09 May 2013 21:34:33 -0400fools-game: Man, goats just do not give a fuck. for...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/690a4c2147e4f0039bbf716a01785d76/tumblr_ml7y08Vxli1rz512mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fools-game.tumblr.com/post/48184899168/man-goats-just-do-not-give-a-fuck">fools-game</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Man, goats just do not give a fuck.</p> </blockquote> <p>for real…</p>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/49877320221http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/49877320221Tue, 07 May 2013 16:48:38 -0400story of my life..<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4fe2ef93328feb62caa19c31c889c21e/tumblr_mmad4dClp91r7ksqyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>story of my life..</p>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/49646242608http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/49646242608Sat, 04 May 2013 22:44:43 -0400yess…<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5habkuLuo1qdthxwo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5habkuLuo1qdthxwo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>yess…</p>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/49532294138http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/49532294138Fri, 03 May 2013 16:10:29 -0400It's funny when people think i'm normal...http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/49480244292http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/49480244292Thu, 02 May 2013 21:40:32 -0400I always get annoyed by the smart inspirational quotes people post...<p>And them I&#8217;m like damn..I actually needed that&#8230;</p>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/49220320304http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/49220320304Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:44:17 -0400morphinginthepuhsea: i need this. I need need this, like need...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/25dca3c6928ded6a781d4120e8e62e9d/tumblr_mm0hwxPPjH1snozbqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://morphinginthepuhsea.tumblr.com/post/49188521388/i-need-this">morphinginthepuhsea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i need this.</p> </blockquote> <p>I need need this, like need this</p>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/49219784118http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/49219784118Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:38:03 -0400ceedling: jackpowerx: thelingerieaddict: Damn… fuckyeava...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2bsut1NH1qc4cp9o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2bsut1NH1qc4cp9o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2bsut1NH1qc4cp9o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2bsut1NH1qc4cp9o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ceedling.tumblr.com/post/44041600396/jackpowerx-thelingerieaddict">ceedling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jackpowerx.tumblr.com/post/43761775018/thelingerieaddict-fuckyeavanity-most-amazing">jackpowerx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelingerieaddict.tumblr.com/post/42515417508/fuckyeavanity-most-amazing-words-ever">thelingerieaddict</a>:</p> <p>Damn…</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vanityisunfair.com/post/42454383512/most-amazing-words-ever-spoken">fuckyeavanity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>most amazing words ever spoken.</p> </blockquote> <p>Eartha Kitt, dropping some self-love realness.</p> </blockquote> <p>I needed this.</p> </blockquote> <p>forever </p> </blockquote>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/48525537583http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/48525537583Sun, 21 Apr 2013 10:34:25 -0400Things i'm glade I made it to after a night out..<p>..the couch&#8230;</p> <p>The bed would have been victory</p>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/48524746328http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/48524746328Sun, 21 Apr 2013 10:22:15 -0400adesto: Ron Swanson and I have a little bit in common Current...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/20a84e7698fd777896aadbce42e571aa/tumblr_ml46srJ1Iv1rdh9azo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a49de3bc8b55a7ea0e935df28248060e/tumblr_ml46srJ1Iv1rdh9azo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/165d449052aeadbe791e85e91c258775/tumblr_ml46srJ1Iv1rdh9azo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1a67b4c667bd87060a23352d583125c4/tumblr_ml46srJ1Iv1rdh9azo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adesto.tumblr.com/post/47848905312/ron-swanson-and-i-have-a-little-bit-in-common">adesto</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ron Swanson and I have a little bit in common</p> <p>Current state of mind…</p> </blockquote>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/47852693124http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/47852693124Sat, 13 Apr 2013 05:41:01 -0400taiji808: fuckyesoldhollywood: Lucille Ball I’m BALLIN’,...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e8ba7f886ac5d0e589c4b306fd24fcc/tumblr_ml4gxk95Ci1qcwbteo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://taiji808.tumblr.com/post/47814266748/fuckyesoldhollywood-lucille-ball-im-ballin">taiji808</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyesoldhollywood.tumblr.com/post/47755105203">fuckyesoldhollywood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lucille Ball</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m BALLIN’, y’all!</p> <p>HAPPY FUCKING WEEKEND, THANKS FOR COMING!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>My state of mind at the moment</p>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/47814360720http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/47814360720Fri, 12 Apr 2013 18:57:07 -0400My neighbor is walking around in his house..<p>Talking to his parrot </p> <p>and i&#8217;m thinking at least he has a parrot..</p>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/47813701052http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/47813701052Fri, 12 Apr 2013 18:48:31 -0400Sometimes I'm so annoyed cause I can't taste my food and then...<p>I feel like aahhh avocado&#8230;</p> <p>avocado rocks..</p>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/47745000616http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/47745000616Thu, 11 Apr 2013 21:12:00 -0400I so feel like being this cat right now I WILL TOUCH THE...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e1821f426159b417beb981caa4b3af0/tumblr_mkv6mprHLQ1qjfb45o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eebb24771106ad1b60b33d6470b121f9/tumblr_mkv6mprHLQ1qjfb45o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>I so feel like being this cat right now</p> <p>I WILL TOUCH THE HAZELNUT!!</p> <p>I feel empowered now..</p>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/47670235606http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/47670235606Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:17:13 -0400Dear person that annoys the shit out of me at work<p>If you come any closer i&#8217;m going to kick you in tha face</p> <p>in tha moterfucking face</p>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/47551297369http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/47551297369Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:07:29 -0400 It’s steamy with us. We’re just in sync. We basically speak in...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/51a4fac564689d2dba0009e1ecae39f2/tumblr_mkpkcj8Vka1r3gqtzo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/701e11664c8233dc0a85f6379262f07a/tumblr_mkpkcj8Vka1r3gqtzo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/81f7d5e6abb8068b1e9b85a22512a718/tumblr_mkpkcj8Vka1r3gqtzo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/acc948a5a10e6f41a0ffb66c9e24813e/tumblr_mkpkcj8Vka1r3gqtzo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0708f2c4d4f723ac653d466b0781a04e/tumblr_mkpkcj8Vka1r3gqtzo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00fc6ad9682a008a0e99ab37e44fa7a7/tumblr_mkpkcj8Vka1r3gqtzo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/01000f7a56cb33a620ccddfe8cad2822/tumblr_mkpkcj8Vka1r3gqtzo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6bf77bc783a9ec958ee8b78213705109/tumblr_mkpkcj8Vka1r3gqtzo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e132a774ffd25a1e8d9fb899add38fb/tumblr_mkpkcj8Vka1r3gqtzo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>It’s steamy with us. We’re just in sync. We basically speak in half sentences with each other…and then let it happen. </em><em>-<strong>Tony Goldwyn</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>Who are these two gorgeous people?</p>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/47505152483http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/47505152483Mon, 08 Apr 2013 21:46:53 -0400On my epitaph... <p>Just like New York she never slept&#8230;</p> <p>Till now that is&#8230;</p>http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/47356971290http://holdthepickleplease.tumblr.com/post/47356971290Sun, 07 Apr 2013 07:11:15 -0400