June 2012
38 posts
Sometimes you got to blame it on the alcohol
Jun 1st
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May 2012
19 posts
1 tag
Dear Boss i'm sorry...
 I bursted into your office ranted for half  hour and exposed you to my verbal diarea. I hope you saw my red  superwoman cape as I was flying to work today….zzaap (no I’ll teleport myself back to my office)
May 31st
2 notes
Anonymous asked: tumblr has lost its mind.. they're actually giving stuff away though.. at tumblrmarketing(.)com
May 31st
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Damn you insecurity!..you ruin everything!
May 30th
3 notes
Accidentally wore my smelly shirt to work today...
This I know thanks to the colleague who told me…
May 30th
1 note
Life is about stuffing your face and not feeling...
May 28th
4 notes
May 25th
137,799 notes
“Note to self: ’ you are a grown up and should participate in...”
– pickle..pfff
May 25th
6 notes
May 24th
7,053 notes
Dear crazy , overactive Brain...
Take me to this place…
May 24th
3 notes
May 19th
May 18th
11,895 notes
Sometimes you got to throw some money at the...
May 18th
88 notes
“What doesn’t kill makes you… wanna die..”
– pickles…
May 16th
2 notes
Went to the supermarket with heels and tripped..
Being sexy is so damn hard…
May 14th
10 notes
A good friend once told I should grow up ...
 Obviously I slapped this person..
May 9th
3 notes
Dinner parties should be called....
Binge drinking for civilized people 
May 6th
53 notes
crack is wack ....
It’s so hard keeping up…
May 5th
2 notes
I have to barf when...
I realize that it might take someone else walking around on this planet to complete me…
May 2nd
5 notes